kotakucom:

The sign reads: “Help! Give me 10 yuan to find my brother Optimus and return to Cybertron.”

relahvant:

does anyone else have those people that you’re friends with but you don’t know why and they annoy the fuck out of you

(via provocative-verbalist)

wilnise:

"I weep for Narcissus, but I never noticed that Narcissus was beautiful. I weep because, each time he knelt beside my banks, I could see, in the depths of his eyes my own beauty reflected."

(via 18-15n-77-30w)

princess-passion-flower:

veganpotsandpans:

leftoverturtlemeat:

What are you suppose to call a bromance between girls? Boobmance? Bramance ?

You call it friendship.

Because girls don’t have to have special ‘I Love you/this/whatev no homo’ names for everything.

preach

There is literally not a single “no homo” in a true bromamce. The concept is, a “bromance” simulates all the intimacies of a romantic relationship with out the sexual context. That’s why it has a special name. Stop assuming everything is inherently prejudice/offensive!

(Source: alanlozano, via kawaiislumlord)

Sleeo

Nothing I can say without being wrong. Fuck it. Going to bed silent.

kascottthings:

kcartel:

kascottthings:

nomoreamends:

This hickey is darker than a muv!
It’s weird being home. I’m hiding piercings and tattoos and hickeys. Shit I didn’t do when I actually lived under my parents roof.

Oh No! Mich is in rare form tonight! THE FUCK YOU ON???

Did I make you angry baby girl? or is ole dude ignoring you again? 

You know I think you have a mental illness.

Lmbo ^^

lil-t-ha I’ll think about it.

I need to go to the doctor. Something’s wrong with me. I’ve pissed about 15-20 times today and only thing I’ve drank is the milk from my cereal this morning. And I’m talking full fledged 16oz piss’.

I’m sick of always being praised or chastised. I just want to exist.

ebbaliciousz:

ghdos:

titytwochainz:

kimmyameli:

videohall:

This is what a silencer on a shotgun sounds like.

> thats almost scary quiet

This gave me a boner.

this is sexy as hell

My nigga, my nigga. I NEEDS.

omgYES

(via danni--phantom)

I’m really hype. Got my baby back.